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Helping Hands

If you have jobs needing a hand

Hand Jobs can finish for you

We can do it for you


Our personal services are just a phone call or email away.


Our transcription services can turn your email into beautifully crafted letters that we post worldwide.


If you need notes that you can carry with you just put "FAX" in the subject line of your email and we'll fax a copy back to you.


Our automated email services cover:


FAX

We send your email back as a fax


DELIVER

We source and deliver what you need


TRANSPORT

For fast pickup when you have to go


SOS

Emergency response


SEND

Pickup and Post service


VISIT

One of our caring staff will pop around.

Just specify the type of service you require in the body of the email.


For all your personal hand jobs

Don't let any old harami

Fondle your salami

Avoid all other brands

And stick to Helping Hands

We even lick stamps


In collaboration with the Only Hope** charitable organisation.


Help with day to day tasks that you find difficult because of physical limitations.


Our team of engineers and fabricators can modify cars, computers, kitchen appliances, keyboards and anything you need to fit your requirements.


If you need a helping hand


Our catchy and award winning* jingle that has been flooding the airwaves.


* Winner of the coveted "Blitzy" award in the "Ad Nauseam" category.


If you're low and anxious

And you need a helping hand

If you're struggling to cope

But your help is in demand

We can do it all for you

There ain’t nothing we can’t do


We drive cars, we build ramps

We can even lick your stamps

For all your jobs that need a hand

Hand jobs helps you to expand

Your solution’s in our hands

We'll fulfil all your demands

When your own can’t get you there

Ours can finish don’t despair


We’re Helping Hands

For all of life’s demands


Hand Jobs, your Helping Hands when your own can’t get you there


** Helping Hands is an Initiative of the Only Hope charitable organisation in conjunction with the

Autonomous Existence Collective

For service from a more civilised age - before the dark times - before the Empire.

"Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my Only Hope".


As well as our automated client email services we have a wide variety of friendly field operatives eager to help you cope with day to day tasks that would otherwise leave you unfulfilled.


Helping Hands' Hand Jobs is proud to be supported by the Temple Tap Conglomerate.


The Temple Tap Conglomerate is proud to support the Helping Hand's Hand Jobs assistive technology and service organisation.


For all enquiries or to book an assessment, email Enquiry <enquire@handjobs.templetap.com>.

"Hoc tua? Sine me adiuvare." 

Don't let any old harami fondle your salami

Is this yours? Let me help you.

A Subsidiary of the Temple Tap Conglomerate