Helping Hands
If you have jobs needing a hand
Hand Jobs can finish for you
We can do it for you
Our personal services are just a phone call or email away.
Our transcription services can turn your email into beautifully crafted letters that we post worldwide.
If you need notes that you can carry with you just put "FAX" in the subject line of your email and we'll fax a copy back to you.
Our automated email services cover:
FAX
We send your email back as a fax
DELIVER
We source and deliver what you need
TRANSPORT
For fast pickup when you have to go
SOS
Emergency response
SEND
Pickup and Post service
VISIT
One of our caring staff will pop around.
Just specify the type of service you require in the body of the email.
For all your personal hand jobs
Don't let any old harami
Fondle your salami
Avoid all other brands
And stick to Helping Hands

We even lick stamps
In collaboration with the Only Hope** charitable organisation.
Help with day to day tasks that you find difficult because of physical limitations.
Our team of engineers and fabricators can modify cars, computers, kitchen appliances, keyboards and anything you need to fit your requirements.
If you need a helping hand
Our catchy and award winning* jingle that has been flooding the airwaves.
* Winner of the coveted "Blitzy" award in the "Ad Nauseam" category.
If you're low and anxious
And you need a helping hand
If you're struggling to cope
But your help is in demand
We can do it all for you
There ain’t nothing we can’t do
We drive cars, we build ramps
We can even lick your stamps
For all your jobs that need a hand
Hand jobs helps you to expand
Your solution’s in our hands
We'll fulfil all your demands
When your own can’t get you there
Ours can finish don’t despair
We’re Helping Hands
For all of life’s demands
Hand Jobs, your Helping Hands when your own can’t get you there
** Helping Hands is an Initiative of the Only Hope† charitable organisation in conjunction with the
Autonomous Existence Collective
For service from a more civilised age - before the dark times - before the Empire.
† "Help me Obi-Wan Kenobi, you're my Only Hope".
As well as our automated client email services we have a wide variety of friendly field operatives eager to help you cope with day to day tasks that would otherwise leave you unfulfilled.
Helping Hands' Hand Jobs is proud to be supported by the Temple Tap Conglomerate.
The Temple Tap Conglomerate is proud to support the Helping Hand's Hand Jobs assistive technology and service organisation.
For all enquiries or to book an assessment, email Enquiry <enquire@handjobs.templetap.com>.
"Hoc tua? Sine me adiuvare." ‡

Don't let any old harami fondle your salami
‡ Is this yours? Let me help you.
A Subsidiary of the Temple Tap Conglomerate

